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Tuesday, December 20, 2005

The NKF saga is all over the front page again, this time, after due probing by KPMG, seems to invoke more public wrath than ever.

Oh man, and I thought having gold taps, an annual 600k pay package, flying around in business class is bad enuf.

So now it seems that this Durain guy decides who gets how much increment or rather how much he should get paid, when he should get the money and how he should get the money. What's the fucking HR for? Oh I heard he has his own cabinet call Exco and Exco say must seek his advise and effectively, he's the bloody emperor liao...

I mean, what the fuck? He can suka suka say he how long never take leave then encashhis leave? Even the gahmen sector now dun allow people to encash lor. Then work overtime can get paid OT some more ar? Nabei, I thought those who gets paid $1600 per month not covered under employment act liao? You can work till you die and boss will still bloody act blur lor. This fucker gets paid overtime!!!

Oh, then somemore not enough, go Las Vegas watch strip tease still use our hard earned money. Study trip my ass man, your charity show still sux big time, lor. So your study trips gives you ideas of asking our TCS actors and actresses dress in idiotic costumes, sing and dance like clowns? Or asking them to do 200 push ups? This kind of cock idea I can also give you, no need spend $70,000 go Las Vegas.

So now for every dollar we donated, only 10 pathetic cents go to those poor patients, the thought of it makes my blood boil cuz I used to donate my hard-earned-less-than-bloody-peanuts money thinking that I'm helping those less fortunate.

I know to stop donating means that those in real need will suffer, but I'm really dan pissed that the general public gets cheated for so damn long. On top of that, I dun think the Durex guy will get sent to jail for this which really sux, so unless the gahmen can impound his assets and make him cough up those money back to the NKF coffers, I think more people are gonna stop donating, especially when they hear more shit during the coming days.


8:01 PM

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Friday, December 16, 2005

Been having a tough time recently working with the IT vendors. What seems to be a simple task of loading some scenarios into the testing environment turns out to be a nightmare resulting in endless emails, resending of details (which I have provided from the very begining) and flaring of tempers.

Perhaps I could learn to converse in binary code so that these IT geeks could get what I'm trying to tell them?

Me: Can help upload these test scenarios so that I could do some testing?
Geek: Sure but I don't understand what you want.
Me: Eh... but these are the information that you have requested in order for the scenarios to load?
Geek: Oh, perhaps I misunderstood what you want. Could you please resend using these information instead? (blah blah)
(Minutes later)

Me: So can the scenarios be loaded?
Geek: Sure...
(Hours later)

Me: Hello, the information in the scenarios are incorrect. Its not according to what I want, I thought I have already explain to you countless times?
Geek: Eh sorry what is it that you actually want?

Me: 00001100 11000111 00110011 00000001 11111110 01010101
Geek: Ah! Sure sure I can give you later.

What the f...?



5:02 PM

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Thursday, December 08, 2005

Our communication - Wireless
Our dress - Topless
Our telephone - Cordless
Our cooking - Fireless
Our youth - Jobless
Our food - Fatless
Our labour - Effortless
Our conduct - Worthless
Our relation - Loveless
Our attitude - Careless
Our feelings - Heartless
Our politics - Shameless
Our education - Valueless
Our follies - Countless
Our arguments - Baseless
Our boss - Brainless
Our Job - Thankless
Our Salary - Very less


10:31 AM

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Sunday, December 04, 2005

Read the news recently about this suposedly well established pianist who left S'pore years ago and managed to 'siam' national service. So now when he finally decides to return to the land that he had forsaken years ago, the gahmen welcomes him home with a mere $5,000. I mean what the fuck???

If I were to say, hey, I dun wanna go reservist anymore can? I think the reply will be 'Sure, I'll slap you with a fine so harsh that you will never be able to pay, then I'll simply court martial you and charge you AWOL, so you will get to enjoy an all expenses paid getaway in our lovely detention barracks and when you get out, we'll serve you with another notice and I'll see you in camp 6 months later. Thank you and have a nice day, sir, erm I mean Corporal!'


6:26 PM

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Thursday, December 01, 2005

Yay! My blog has a new look, got song somemore, special thanks to Sze Teng.
Thanks for helping me sort out the coding which is all Greeks to me.

Though nothing as flashy as Xia Xue's, but definitely not as plain as Rockson's. So, I'm gonna dedicate this entry to her... hahaha...

Lets see, I got to know this xiao mei from a place where the bosses are all Arrogant, likes to Geliak (malay word for parading around) and fucking Demanding when it comes to work and deadlines. So anyway, she's one chatty, cheerful gal who brings some life into an otherwise boring worklife.

Good that you have found a way out of hell... hahaha


8:12 PM

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