This is the nth time that it rained rite after me gave 小疆尸 a bath ... sigh... And to think that the sun was shining brightly when I was washing the car...
Next time anyone wanna pray for rain, just ask me go wash car can liaoz... results guaranteed!

If only Ti Gong pobi pobi bless me with striking 4D/ ToTo, instead of rain ^_^v

Finally watched the much talked about war movie.
Really quite a good movie. Go watch if you haven done so already.
Won't bore you guys with the storyline since you would have already caught the trailer on TV or read about it in magazines/ newspapers...

I thought Jet Li was really good in his role, a refreshing change from his usual 大侠roles.

p.s. Most memorable phrase in the movie:

抢钱， 抢粮，抢娘们！！！

As I had mentioned, Bone2 and Monkey are now good friends with Bone1


And oh, me managed to assemble dear old Gundam too...

Hmmm came across something interesting:

Live spelt backwards is Evil
Lived spelt backwards is Devil
Dennis spelt backwards is Sinned

Put them together and:
Dennis lived and sinned like the evil Devil

Muuuahhahahah... Look what boredom can do to a person

";,,,;" <-- The devil's sign

Simply bo mood to work...

On boxing day, I received this sms:

(Fm: MINDEF) You have a National Service Call-Up Notification. For more details, go to www.ns.sg or call 6xxx xx36. For assistance, call 1800-eNSNSNS (36xxxxx)

I tot it's just one of those manning notification again. You know the irritating green man that keeps flashing on the TV screen during Saturdays? Once we see it flash, we have to fly back to camp like Batman seeing the Bat-signal... Hmm, maybe MINDEF should starting flashing the little green man like the bat-signal instead...

But anyway, limbei just got another in-camp training call-up... nabei, they just cannot leave me alone... the good thing is that it's only 5 days from 28 Mar to 1 Apr. Bad thing is it eats into my weekend...

Time to hit the running tracks again cuz IPPT (Individual Physical Punishment and Torture) is surely included in the training program... Damn!

Christmas 2008 (Part 2):
Part 2 was spent with some good buddies in Vilage. Had a good time catching up with each other over good food and booze. Me kanna punished for being late, so supposed to open a bottle of wine for the gang. However, it must have been my lucky day cuz when the bill came, the cashier charged me $5.80 for the bottle.
We suspected the guy at the stall keyed in the price for a glass instead of a bottle but hey, we were not gonna complain... hahah

Food was so so... I suppose most of you would have visited Vilage or Marche before so I spared myself the trouble of taking food pix. Instead pix of the people would seem more interesting ya...

All time popular choice of xmas choice prezzie from Body ShopWe also had individual gift exchange among ourselves.

From Little Imp

From Brother Lim

From Bernice

From Val

And oh, ROvers had our own annual xmas gift exchange over the weekend as well. And my secret Santarina bought me these for my 小疆尸... So all the skulls and skeletons in the car now has a new friend and a new scent...

Thank you all for your lovely prezzies... Have a Merry X'mas everyone!!! HOHOHO

Christmas 2008 (Part 1)
X'mas came early to 林家庄this year.
Keith brought a big turkey home and was excited about having a x'mas dinner. It was no mean feat roasting the big bird. And so, the Lim Brothers got to work...
No one remembered to take pictures of the process until when the turkey is done, so we have to make do with whatever we can...

The Chef

My morning was spoilt by a blardy big sized ang moh carrying multiple bags and turning about in the fucking lift as if he's the only passenger and knocked into lim peh, causing my coffee to be spilled onto me jeans... CCB, super pissed off can... I know, he was not entirely at fault and it was purely an accident but still, me is sibei tulanz... Spillage of any kind that resulted in stains is most unforgivable, especially at the begining of the day...

Which brings me on to another point, maybe I have mentioned this before but I'll mention it again... I super buay song commuters on crowded MRT trains/buses carrying backpacks/ haversacks on their backs... Nabei, they cannot take down and carry with their hands until they get off the train/bus meh? Army never teach them must be space efficient when in crowded spaces meh?
Have to carry the bags like fucking oversized primary school kids and pushing them into the faces of other commuters when they try to squeeze into trains is it? And where got people wear office attire with tie and all and carry haversacks/ backpacks de leh? Looks super ridiculous lor...
You may argue that they may be off to the gym or something afterwork but even then, carry those sling type sports bag cannot meh? Ok ok, maybe it's none of my fucking business that they love looking like ninja turtles but my point is they can spare a thought for fellow commuters and be a little more considerate can't they?

And then there are those who wanna act intellectual, trains already so packed during peak hours that people hardly got space to stand properly, still got fuckers wanna occupy more space than they paid for by reading newspapers... Sigh... Cannot read during lunch time? Or does their job depends on what was written in the papers? Most of the time, they are reading Life and gossip sections or Sports and not Money so I do not think so...

Hahah... after venting out my frustrations, dunno how to end off this entry sia... *_*
Maybe cuz stomach growling cannot think properly...

Talk about suay-ness... Last nite I was still blogging about taking MC today.
Suay-ness came in the form of upset stomach which resulted in... MC.
Well actually, I have oredi started the pilgrim to the loo on Sunday but after 2 vials of Poh Chai pills later, I thought I was well enough to resume my philosophy of living to eat, but alas, I was wrong.

Think it could be due to the curries that I ate on Saturday nite from a Malay wedding, cuz that was the last thing that went into me that day. Well anyways, it was my first time attending a Malay wedding. Was kinda late but we were in time to witness the ceremony.

The males were all gathered around the groom and were talking to him about something, then the father of the bride asked if the groom would like to marry his daughter and then some prayers later, the guests were invited to take pictures with the newly weds and then it's makan time. Din bring camera else would be able to post some pix on the ceremony...

Hahah digress a bit liaoz, anyway the moral of this post is:
Be careful what you wish for cuz you might just get it

p.s. In case some of you were confused over the sequence of events for these 2 entries, which I think one of you confirmed will be (name will not be divulged for my own safety), here's the sequence of events:
Saturday evening: Malay wedding, followed by Bishan midnight shopping followed by midnite movie
Sunday: Multiple visits to the loo, followed by celebration of the birth of Alvin's baby gal, followed by housewarming cum ROM of Huiyong and Auston, again followed by mutiple visits to the loo...

How does it feel like to have your soul to co-exist with you physically as an animal?
Imagine your pet dog thinks and speaks like a real life person, sounds pretty cool rite? But then again, it's suppose to be your 'soul', so effectively, you are constantly talking to yourself???
Quite freaky, come to think of it... Anyways, some say this is better than Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Chronicles of Narnia and Stardust but I think so so only leh...

Still can't quite dig the idea of having a talking polar bear walking around in armour. Kinda ridiculous actually. For the role of a Fighter/ Warrior, I was expecting more stylo milo creatures or half-beings, but a polar bear??? That's just weird... And erm oh, your 'soul' in animal form is called a 'Daemon' (pronouced as 'demon')... I was like duh? The scriptwriter can't think of a better name no?

Although I got to watch this at half price (due to some midnight shopping promotion at J8), the show doesn't justify me sacrificing my sleep over... We could get 1-for-1 tickets for the show if we have receipts worth at least $20 from any J8 merchants, so well we thought wat the heck, might as well lor since we need to get some x'mas gifts oso mah, but oh man, ended up reaching home like 4am...

Jialat, age really catching up liaoz, cannot tong overnight liaoz, feeling sleepy the whole of today and still gotta attend a newborn celebration and housewarming cum ROM in the evening, feeling dead beat...

The idea of taking MC tomorrow suddenly seems very tempting but I thought I heard the lizard on the wall telling me that it's not a very good idea -_-

Moi, Bernice and Betsy

Me replaced by Estee

Ber replaced by Yiqian

Weizhen and Aileen

The 3 格格

Fuck lah, whenever someone wanna increase the price of something, they always blame it on higher operating costs, knn, I oso suffering from higher operating cost due to GST hikes, fare hikes cuz it now costs more to travel to and fro from work and it costs more to have lunch when I'm working in fucking Raffles Place, so does that mean I have the rite to increase my pay?

So with increase in air fare due to increase in the fuel tax which is in turn due to the increase of oil prices, ppl will either a) fly budget airlines or b) stay in SG (exceptions of cuz to those who filthy rich, they song, they fly)

So for group b) who decides to stay behind, they will have find alternate means of entertainment, meaning they will have to take public transport and of course when you are out having fun, most often than not, you will wanna take a cab home.

And then wat happens? Taxi fare hike and I'm not even gonna list the details here, it's all over the news, a fucking 49% increase and the papers have the fucking cheek to say the rate's still the same as Hong Kong, half that of Sidney's and a quarter that of London's. I dun give 2 fucks what it costs out there... Do you, taxi operators be happy when you will eventually reach or exceeds London's standards then?

So now, ppl will either all flock to A) buses or MRTs or B) drive. I mean it doesn't make sense anymore to take a cab from Pasir Ris to say Jurong now does it. The $20 over bucks of cab fare is almost enough to pump a half tank of petrol which allows you to make the same trip twice...

Well in either case, it's still gonna result in the same thing :


A) Increase in commuters obviously is gonna increase 'operating costs' again as the frequencies of buses and trains need to be increased and hence cost. What to do? Obviously, to ease the problem, fare hike!

B) More ppl resort to driving... Ah! Very simple, to ease traffic, increase ERP! Increase COE! Increase parking fees!

This is pure evil! And I'm hit the worse, I take the public transport and I'm a part time driver and I try to go on trips at least once a year! Sibei jialat... Tsk tsk....

These are books of pure evil and they poison the minds and souls of our gals...
The books should be banned and the evil witch who wrote these books shld be burnt at the stake!!!

Guys, a piece of warning, at all costs and under all circumstances, stop your gals from having excess to these books of evil...

Gals, these are more deadly than drugs... Keep away at all cost...

You have been warned....

To thank one of my loyal fanz for contributing to my counter reading daily, I shall help promote her blog too... It's a travel blog by Rainbow and her dear... hence the name Footprints All Over
Hahahah my bro had a tough time trying to come up with the blog entries cuz he's not a blog person but the power of love, plus some threats later, he's getting the hang of it...

Well, their blog comprised of their travels in the UK and Taiwan, so those of you who intend to go to these places can drop in to take a look =)

Met up with my 忠实粉丝, Snowtear for dinner cuz I realised that she had not been leaving tags for quite a while liaoz... kinda missed the bubbly lass... hahah
Jus so happened that she has terminated her internet account cuz she now busy with her work and had recently got herself a 'good friend'

I'm happy and sad at the same time... happy that the little lass is happy (she was feeling quite depressed a while ago but I was too busy to meet up, sorry lass) and sad that my already pathetic readership drop by one count again...

Anyway, it was nice catching up and I was mildly surprised that she tot I was going steady with a certain Miss R and obviously it's not oni her but the whole ching-gang (*_*)'

Geez, think Miss R is gonna flip over and back when she reads this...

On a totally unrelated note, I jus came to realised that 2 of the songs that I have liked have some gay undertones... the one by Gary I can still understand... if you were to watch the mv... where got normal guys so close de? Definitely gay...

But I cannot believe it when Bernice told me the SHE number is also a gay song... So I watched this mv to see if I can spot any hint of gayness... For the most part of the mv, it seems normal, until when it hits the very end -_-

Somethings jus refused to stay dead... hahah... A friend fwd this to me, so tot I'll upload to the tube and share with you peeps jus for luffs



p.s. Hmm dun remember got bones the last time I checked... hehehe

Geez... being an extremely long day in the office. It rained the whole day and since I is having a window seat, I has viewed the gloomy sky and the falling rain all day... nabei... made me bloody sleepy can?
Oh why does it always have to rain rite after I washed and waxed 小疆尸？Sonn it's gonna get all dirty again and I'll have to give it another wash.. Kauz, wash car very sian one leh... Go petrol kiosk wash damn ex, it's like 40 cents DIY vs $6 at the kiosk. Xiao mei say that's the punishment for being lazy after I told her I lazy to walk, dats why din park at mutli storey carpark where 小疆尸 will be sheltered from the weather...

Anywayz, today was guitar lesson 1... Long time ago, I did play the guitar once but I memorised the songs by hard without knowing what chords I'm plucking. The instructor taught us how to tune guitar and I think he almost died cuz we just can't tune without the electronic tuner... Cannot be we tone deaf leh, I mean I can still carry a tune though I not Superstar calibre... In the end, he buay tahan and tuned for us -_-'

And then came the chords, E minor was super easy but the bloody C was tough... And we were supposed to be able to switch between E minor and C effortlessly which we of cuz can't do. Joan said her fingers were cramped trying to get the chords and I can't really say I is any better...
And erm, that's oni 2 chords... siaoz liaoz lorz...

Dancing is still more fun and easier but then me hate to learn things halfway, so mayb I'll continue until I can pluck and strum the bloody thing effortlessly... hahah...

Tomorrow is the Playboy themed xmas party... haven decide to go or not leh... me super long time nvr wear PJ liaoz... Wat does Playboy theme got to do with PJ, you asked... Siaoz ar, PJ is about as skimpy as it can get lor... You think really got ppl show up in bikini or go al naturale meh??? Hmmm, I wonder.... heheh

Ha! After the 3rd lesson, me got all the dance moves =) but still need to work on the sey =(
Tmr starting on guitar... dunno can get the chords or not... hmmm

One lesson learnt: Never ge kiang go gym and wash cum wax car all on the same day. It's abso-fucking-lutely tiring. My two arms feel as if they can detach from my torso any moment. Kauz, tmr still got dance class and wed got guitar lessons... chiam...

Speaking of lessons, I wonder what our young mothers are teaching their kids these days. On my way back from the gym, I chanced upon this young ah lian lao bu who was teaching her daughter (I reckon is at most 7 or 8 years old) to use the word 'bitch' on anyone who happens to scold her in school... Yupz.. that's exactly what I heard. And then the dad said something about the daughter using the word bitch on her and she confidently replied that her beloved daughter won't do that to mommy -_- I is very amazed... And I 可怜 the little gal's teacher if she really turns out to be a smelly ah lian like her mum...

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