I have come across a few frens who started off their blogs as purely something personal and private where they jus wanna record down their tots and wat goes on in their lives.

But then wat started off as something simple soon turned into things much more complicated.
After writing for a while, ppl will tend to want others to read what they wrote, so they start asking others to read, set up counters, link up with other frens who blog and in short whore their own blog.

Of cuz then will come a time when ppl encounter things not so great and they really wanna blog it out and then suddenly, they realised that their personal space is not so personal anymore cuz there are other ppl reading and not all agree with them all the time. Sometimes they are pissed at someone whom they call frens and this is gonna make it all the more difficult.

I mean this is just something normal. I had that experience a few times. I always refrained from naming ppl and instead fabricate stories so those involved will know what I'm writing about. Of cuz like I have mentioned so many times before, it's nothing personal but jus an expression of wat happened and how it affected me and left some imprints in me, sometimes strong enuf or worthy enuf for me to crack my brain for a story.

So those who felt uncomfortable about being featured can feel free to talk abt it. Like I mentioned, it's not always a bad thing thrashing things out. Same goes for all those who felt pressured abt blogging abt wat they feel. Your blog should be abt you.

The readers can jus read and accept what they read with a pinch of salt or they can just fuck off.

p.s. See? I have readers who disagree with me using vulgar expressions but well I dun always have to be nice rite? At least not here anyway =)

Si SAF, one year muz call me back how many times???
First is in-camp where you make me chao da by rehearsing for some dunno simi blardy parade.
A parade that is oni meaningful to those regulars.

Then you recall me bak for simi mobilisation briefing.
So now I have to potentially sacrifice one of my 3 Saturdays cuz you blardy say this time will confirm kanna activate but refused to let us know which Saturday that is gonna be.
And that's becuz you wanna test your new standard order procedures, as if I give a damn.

And then in Aug, you say wanna recall us bak for a 1-day Full Battle Order route march.
As if that one day march will miraculously convert us into lean mean fighting machines?

Nabei, you think I sibei free isit???

The feeling of anxiety and uncertainty when the referee filps a coin into the air while the captains of 2 teams waited for their fate to be decided.
Is it going to be heads or tails? Time seemed to stop as the coin kept spinning in the air and did not seem to show any signs of slowing down.

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All eyes glued to the roulette wheel as the ball seems to be skipping merrily forever n ever. Will it stop in the winning slot? The heart of the gambler kept beating at a ridiculous speed.

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The eagle perched on top of a tree branch, waiting patiently for the rabbit to come out of hiding. Will it ever come out from the same exit or will it escape amidst the winding tunnels of its burrow?

Has the SMRT increased their frequency yet ar? I tot I read somewhere they are gonna increase the frequency sometime this month by 700 but I dunno if it's weekly or monthly lah, dun think it's daily but even then I still think it sux leh.

Cuz Den left home earlier this morning and he still kanna the 'This train will be stopping here for a while. Sorry for the inconvenience caused' and he still cannot get on the transfer train at Dohby Ghaut leh, and he still ended up geting to office at the same time leh.

Maybe it's cuz Den is grouchy at having to go bak to work after the long weekend.

Anyone of you believe in telepathy?
Not mind-reading like Parker in Heroes but just a kind of 心灵感应 (think Spiderman's spider-sense) like you know if someone you care about is feeling sad or happy.

Some of Jay's songs, spoofed for a laugh:

千里之外



七里香 (R21)



发如雪 (R21)



发如雪 (Chipmunck version)

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credit: Lala gal for giving me the links =)

If 2 loving/ horny individuals decide to have sex without the risk of creating little ones by accident, they will have a whole range of contraceptives to choose from.

And so, the question is, which of these will the couple choose from?
And will couples be divided over which to use?

I mean putting on rubber wun be as stimulating as going al naturale but going on the pill proves to be potentially hazardous for the gal but in the heat of the moment, will the guy request the gal to go on the pill and will the gal agree, knowing the risks involved?

If you are the guy, will you request your gal to go on the pill?
If you are the gal, will you if your guy asks you?
Or will you decide it's too much of a hassle and dun do it at all?

p.s. comments/ tags such as 'Uncle, you are a 色伯伯' will be deleted, since this is not a question on 色 or not but rather what will you do in that situation.

How many of you peeps out there like 娃娃声的女孩?

Think 林志琳 and you will have a rough idea what that means.

While most of my friends are in the midst or the final moments of yet another term or final term of examinations, Den is going back to school all over again.

It's ironic how I have managed to dodge and siam and/or survived the subjects that I hated the most during my school days (which is anything mathematical) and then I ended up being in the finance/ accounting sector.

Still remember in my secondary school days when I dreaded attending Elementary Maths/ Additional Maths classes. Used to copy homework instead of doing them and studying for tests/ exams were a nightmare. I was damn demoralised when my classmates smiled with glee whenever they get a logarithm question for Add Maths exams but I'd frown cuz I have never ever passed any questions on logarithm in my entire secondary school life. And for your info, log was Chapter One lor..

Somehow by some divine intervention, I managed to get an A2 for E Maths and B3 for Add Maths during my O levels. With an aggregate of 14 points, I could have gone on to the JC-Uni route but I decided to opt for a Biz diploma instead cuz I dread going thru simi 'C Maths', 'F Maths' in JC.

Even while in Poly, my accounting/ finance/ statistic modules always got the lowest scores (I'm still thanking my lucky stars that I actually passed them). Entering the workforce (or more specifically the gahment sector), soon realised that a diploma isn't going to bring me very far and hence, decided to get a degree via part time studies.

And of cuz once again, I opted the easy way out and got a Biz Deg. Of cuz there will be the foundation quantitative based modules but these were just elementary. Once I got thru them, I'll just have to select the qualitative modules which I'm strong at and tada, a 3rd class honours student was born 3 years later (sigh, 3rd class cuz once again I juz scraped thru the dreaded modules)

But Fate always like to 'ka jiao' people with her tricks. After bumming around for a few years, I landed in Ah Geok's Dept doing finance/ accounting related work and cuz of that, I guess my own fate is sealed in this industry when I moved on to a junior managerial position after I bid farewell to Ah Geok.
Once again, the time has come for me to upgrade or stay stagnant so now, I cannot siam the ultimate confrontation anymore.

July 08 will be the day Den starts his 2 year war to command and conquer his inner demons by taking on ACCA. Will my lucky stars still shine on me?

They grew up, each with their differences, started as rivals and ended up as friends.
One lost the other to the dark side cuz of his strong desire for revenge, seeking strength and severing all ties. Saddened, he trained hard, hopping to bring back his friend.

Memories of their childhood kept him going on as he trained and searched for his whereabouts. At times, he felt so close only to have him eluded yet again. But then and again, he doesn't give up.

Can he bring him back from the dark side?

Was suddenly pondering who decides that the legal age for adult hood is 21. Why 21?

Then what's the difference between 18 years old and 21 years old, besides the fact that mathematically they are 1,095.75 days apart?

In Singapore, you can legally gamble by placing bets with Singapore Pools or get your insides intoxicated with drinking alcohol and smoking at the age of 18 but you cannot watch R-rated movies till you reach 21.

What's interesting is at the age of 18, Singapore males can take up arms and be licensed to kill in the event of war but cannot enter into legally binding contracts, (except maybe for internet subscriptions and mobile phone contracts) or vote during General Elections.

And if someone breaks the law at the age of 18, then will he be sent to a home or straight to jail?

Maybe 18 is an age where the guys go through a manhood ritual called NS to transfer boys into men by the time they ORD at age 21, just nice lor, although some of those I know who went thru the ritual or worse, permanently stuck in the ritual in the form of regulars still act childish. Hmm, is it cuz they never ORD and 'pass' the ritual? Hahah. Anyways..

And for gals leh? They will be protected under by the law so that any guy who had sex (doesn't matter if the gal consented or not) will be charged with statutory rape so that means they are considered grown up the moment they hit 17 since they are no longer protected? Other than that, they follow the 18/21 rule same as the guys.

Weird rite?

Was reading Little Imp's blog and realised she got a 'PG Rating' for her blog so decided to rate mine and this is what I get:

Nabei, mine is rated 'G Rating', alongside with the likes of animations like Little Mermaid, The Lion King, Antz and the whole lot??? WTF? I think my blog has more profanities than Little Imp's but how come I got a 'G Rating'???

Not that I'm dying to get an 'R Rating' lah, at least now I can curse and swear all I want and no one can complain cuz my blog is for 'general audiences and all ages admitted' Muuuhahahahah

Couldn't find the full version of this song which lasts abt 5 min in YouTube
But it's available from this link. Enjoy...

It's the 片尾曲 from 太王四神记. TMD, I spent like $50 plus to get the DVD like 2 mths back and MediaCock is gonna show on TV soon... Grrrrr

老妈 called on Wedesday and said that I 发财了.
Asked her why and she said cuz 小疆尸's car plate tio-ed first prize.
I would have been extremely happy, if I had placed my bets.

2nd time liaoz and on both occassions, it all happened on Wednesday's draw *faintz*
>________<'''

Mayb really dun have 横财命, bo bianz lor, better 'foot step on solid ground' and 乖乖努力工作咯..