Aiya... I know a bit boh liao to be posting such things cuz everyday during lunch time, sure got people chop seats one, if not must wait until wat time then can eat? But hor, its really very bad mah... imagine Singaporeans bring this bad habit along when they go holiday...

The scene is set in lets say, a fast food restaurant in an angmoh kok ka...Ang Moh looks at half opened tissue in disgust and tot to himself 'Who is the inconsiderate son of a goat who littered?'

Sg holiday makers come bak gleefully with food and were shocked to the core to see an angmoh occupied their chopped seats..

Sg: 'Eh scuse me, this is our seat'
Am: 'What? Can't you see I'm sitting here... How can you claim that this is your seat?'
Sg: 'Cuz we chop seats using our tissue paper jus now, u neber see meh?'
Am: ' So you are the ones who littered the place with half used tissue papers? How inconsiderate?'
Sg: 'Eh hello, lim peh ka li gong hor, we come first and chop seats liao, this is how we chop seats in Singkapo one ok... u dun think u angmoh tua jia then can guai lan ok?' (flashes his ang kong, aka tattoos)

Angmoh looked disgusted, gave up, and surrendered his seats, muttering under his breath on what a weird bunch of people Sg people are...